I love a good list. Unfortunately, music lists always seem to take into account what the compiler thinks is “important” or “authentic” or “good.” I prefer to think of music on more shallow terms. Here is a music-oriented best/worst-of list that has nothing to do with music.
Greatest Song Title: “Killed by Death” – Motörhead
Most Hideously Deformed: Joey Ramone
Least Charismatic: Steely Dan
Most Dangerous: Phil Spector
Gayest Song: “Go West” – The Pet Shop Boys
Worst Hair: Art Garfunkel
Silliest Lyricist: Donovan
Fewest Female Fans: Rush
Best Albino: Edgar Winter
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Can we have a list of runner-ups for these categories? I'm particularly interested in who takes the mantle if Edgar Winter is unable to fulfill the duties of this title. I mean, excluding Johnny Winter (had to check: amazingly, they're both still alive. I was sure one of them was dead.)
ReplyDeleteYawwwwwwwwwwwnnn
I love Art Garfunkel's hair!
ReplyDeleteI considered giving worst hair to Phil Collins, but it seemed so obvious to give worst hair to a bald guy. I guess a Jewfro is pretty obvious, too.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if wikipedia has a list of albino musicians...